mercredi 19 septembre 2012

PCP, PQR et PSA

Le Peak Condition Project (PCP pour les intimes) est un programme de remise en bonne condition physique en 90 jours, très en vogue parmi les élites du pouvoir et de la finance internationale. Le chalet vous propose de suivre de semaine en semaine les progrès de notre Flanby national dans son effort pour retrouver la forme olympique. Voici le premier volet de son carnet de bord, photo à l'appui. Bon OK il a les seins à l'air, espérons qu'il sera suffisamment fair-play pour ne pas nous intenter un procès. Y a pas écrit Closer! Loser à la rigueur, on revendique...



Première semaine: sur les chapeaux de roue.

Moi, je commence avec la Conférence Environnementale, difficile d'échapper à l'apéro aux vins organiques Château-Picrate; heureusement je limite les calories au buffet macrobio grâce à Batho et ses salades habituelles.

Dimanche, journée du patrimoine, bon moi je reste à la maison, peinard. Valérie s'occupe des visiteurs pendant que je saute à la corde et que je fais mes pompes sur un doigt. Depuis que je me suis abonné à Charlie Abdos j'ai une de ces patates !

Lundi, bon. Moi je reçois les médaillés olympiques heinet puis tous ensemble: les hommes, les handicappés, et même les femmes! Je suis un president normal moi qu'est-ce que vous voulez, c'est plus fort que moi: égalité, fraternité, éternité... Mais, mais, mais, mais regardez-moi ces tocaaaaards! Dans 90 jours, moi je vous prends un par un, les yeux bandés, surtout ceux bien assis dans leur fauteuil-là... Non mais sans blague....

Mardi, je vais inaugurer en petites foulées et sans foulard, "Les arts de l'Islam" au Louvre. Là au moins pas de pinard, trop facile la life pour moi je.

Mercredi très très challenge par contre avec le cocktail de la Presse Quotidienne Régionale (PQR pour les journaleux)... Les mecs de Ouest France sont pas venus pour sucer des glaçons, promis moi je m'arrête avant le douzième verre de chouchen.... quand je pense que demain j'ai un déj avec la délégation syndicale de PSA (Pigeot pour les 59), bonjour Aulnay-sous-geule-de-Bois...











mardi 18 septembre 2012

Mangas et culture underground





Dans le quartier d'Ochanomizu, il existe une bibliothèque entièrement dédiée aux mangas de l'après-guerre: le Yoshihiro Yonezawa Memorial Library of Manga and Subculture,  7 étages de publications plus ou moins underground. Il s'agit en fait des archives de Yoshihiro Yonezawa (米沢嘉博), décédé à 53 ans en 2006. 





Célèbre critique et grand collectionneur de mangas, il fut, entre autres, l'auteur d'une remarquable anthologie du manga érotique: Sengo Eromanga Shi (戦後エロマンガ史), publiée à titre posthume en 2010. 





Des conférences autour des mangas et de la culture underground y sont régulierement organisées et la collection est en libre accès moyennant une cotisation. Jusqu'au 30 septembre l'expo en cours est consacrée au mangaka Jiro Taniguchi.


























lundi 17 septembre 2012

Nakano Broadway: Otakuland




L'entrée du zoo

Un petit centre commercial pour otakus du côté de Nakano, sur la ligne Chuo. Sur trois étages, on peut observer gratuitement de véritables otakus dans leur environnement naturel. On y trouve également des mangas, des figurines, des costumes, des restos, des montres, des masques pour le catch, des librairies, des jouets anciens, des salons de massages, des uniformes, des galeries, des surplus militaires, des voyantes, des fringues pour vieux, des paraphernalia de chemins de fer, etc. 

Un otaku chez Taco Che, librairie underground 



Un troupeau d'otakus paissant tranquillement. Une femme se gratte le tibia.

Roswell et son beau-frère
Armée prête à défendre le Japon contre la Chine
Monokini inversé, la mode de l'été prochain sur les plages?




Samuraiettes en colère
Mini-Monstres pas contents non plus
Nos 10 ans dans une vitrine






Grendizer, notre Goldorak national



Et pour finir, un massage des pieds par des soubrettes accortes













dimanche 16 septembre 2012

Les belles de Bell

"Their swift, skilled fingers intertwine the voices and activities of communities and continents."















samedi 15 septembre 2012

Céline by Trotsky



Dans un article intitulé "Novelist and politician: Céline and Poincaré", Trotsky donne en Octobre 1935 une critique du Voyage au bout de la nuit. Nous avons retranscrit quelques extraits de l'article publié dans The Atlantic monthly à l'époque.






Louis-Ferdinand Céline walked into great literature as other men walk into their own homes. A mature man, with a colossal stock of observations as physician and artist, with a sovereign indifference toward academicism, with an extraordinary instinct for intonations of life and language, Céline has written a book which will survive, independently of whether he writes other books, and whether they attain the level of his first. Journey to the End of the Night is a novel of pessimism, a book dedicated by terror in the face of life, and weariness of it, rather than by indignation. Active indignation is linked up with hope. In Céline's book there is no hope.
(...)

 Céline, the moralist, follows the footsteps of the artist, and step by step he rips away the halo from all those social values which have become highly acclaimed through custom, from patriotism and personal ties down to love. Is the fatherland in danger? "No great loss, when the landlord's house burns down.... There will be rent to pay just the same." He has no use for historical criteria. Danton's war is not superior to Poincaré's: in both instances the "patriotic function" was paid in the coin of blood. Love is poisoned by selfishness and vanity. All forms of idealism are merely "petty instincts draped in highfaluting phrases." Even the image of the mother is not spared: on meeting her wounded son "she squealed like a bitch whose pup had been restored. But she was lower than a bitch because she had faith in those syllables she was told in order to deprive her of her son."

  Céline's style is subordinated to his receptivity of the objective world. In his seemingly careless, ungrammatical, passionately condensed language there lives, beats, and vibrates the genuine wealth of French culture, the entire emotional and mental experience of a great nation, in its living content, in its keenest tints.
  And, concurrently, Céline writes like a man who has stumbled across human language for the first time. The artist has newly threshed the dictionary of French literature. Pat expressions fly off like chaff. And, instead, words that have been excluded from circulation by academic aesthetics and morality become irreplaceable to give expression to life in its crudeness and abjectness. Erotic terms serve Céline only to rip the glamor from eroticism. He operates with them in the same manner in which he utilizes the names of other physiological functions which do not meet with recognition on the part of art.
(...)




  Against the background of the "abject spectacle of parliamentary intrigues and financial scandals"—to usePoincaré's expressionCéline's novel attains a twofold significance. Not without cause did the well-meaning press, which in its own time was wroth with the public investigation, immediately damn Céline for calumniating the "nation." The parliamentary committee had, at any rate, carried on its investigation in the courteous language of the initiated, from which neither the accusers nor the accused departed. But Céline is not bound by convention. He rudely discards the gratuitous colors of the political palette. He has his own colors. These he has ripped from life, with the artist's privilege.     
  True, he takes life not in its parliamentary cross-section, not on the ruling heights, but in its most prosaic manifestations. But this does not ease matters any. He bares the roots. From underneath the veils of decorum he exposes the mud and blood. In his ominous panorama, murder for the sake of trifling gain loses its extraordinariness: it is just as inseparable from the day-to-day mechanics of life, propelled by greed and self-seeking, as the Stavisky affair is inseparable from the much higher mechanics of modern finance. Céline shows what is. For this reason he appears as a revolutionist.     
  But Céline is no revolutionist, and does not aim to be one. He does not set himself the goal of reconstructing society, which is chimerical in his eyes. He only wants to tear away the prestige from everything that frightens and oppresses him. To ease his conscience from terror in the face of life, this physician of the poor had to resort to new modes of imagery. He turned out to be the revolutionist of the novel. Generally speaking, that is the law governing the movement of art: it moves through the reciprocal repulsion of tendencies.        
  Decay hits not only parties in power, but schools of art as well. The creative methods become hollow and cease to react upon human sensibilities—an infallible sign that the school has become ripe enough for the cemetery of exhausted possibilities—that is to say, for the Academy. Living creativeness cannot march ahead without repulsion away from official tradition, canonized ideas and feelings, images and expressions covered by the lacquer of use and wont. Each new tendency seeks for the most direct and honest contact between words and emotions. The struggle against pretense in art always grows to a lesser or greater measure into the struggle against the injustice of human relations. The connection is self-evident: art which loses the sense of the social lie inevitably defeats itself by affectation, turning into mannerism.     
  The richer and more solid is national cultural tradition, the more abrupt is the repulsion from it. Céline's power lies in that through supreme effort he divests himself of all canons, transgresses all conventions. He not only undresses life's model, but rips her skin off. Hence flows the indictment of calumny.     
  But it is precisely in his impetuous radicalism of negating the national tradition that Céline is deeply nationalistic. Just as the French anti-militarists prior to the war were most often desperate patriots, so is Céline a Frenchman to the marrow of his bones, a Frenchman who has torn himself loose from the official masks of the Third Republic. Célinism is moral and artistic anti-Poincaréism. In that is Céline's strength, but, too, his limitation.
(...) 


  Only because there are numerous and well-paid priests serving the altars of false altruism does Céline turn away from greatness of mind and heroism, from great projects and hopes, from everything that leads humanity out from the dark night of the circumscribed I. It seems almost as if the moralist who is so ruthless to himself had been repelled by his own image in the mirror, and smashed the glass, cutting his hands. Such a struggle may enervate, but it does not break out toward the light's glimmer. Hopelessness ever leads to docility. Conciliation opens the doors to the Academy. There has been more than one previous occasion when those who have blasted the literary foundations ended underneath the dome of immortality.     
  In the music of this book there is a dissonance pregnant with much meaning. By rejecting not only the present but also what must take its place, the artist gives his support to what is. To that extent Céline, willy-nilly, is the ally of Poincaré. But, exposing the lie, he instills the want for a more harmonious future. Though he himself may consider that nothing good can generally come from man, the very intensity of his pessimism bears within it a dose of the antidote.  
  Céline, as he is, stems from French reality and the French novel. He does not have to be ashamed of his ancestry. The French genius has found its unsurpassed expression in the novel. Beginning with Rabelais, likewise a physician, there has branched, in the course of four centuries, a splendid genealogy of the masters of epic prose: from life-loving belly laughter down to hopelessness and despair, from the brilliant break of day to the depths of night.     
  Céline will not write a second book with such an aversion for the lie and such a disbelief in the truth. The dissonance must resolve itself. Either the artist will make his peace with the darkness or he will perceive the dawn.














vendredi 14 septembre 2012

Maître Capello



Tous les journalistes évoquent la "tuerie" de Chevaline. 
Or, ne serait-il pas plus correct de parler de boucherie?











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